the world's only fully functional narcotic (this week with scratch and sniff stickers!!!)
posted by jeffy-pop @ 9:28 PM
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I'm a paranoid,schizophrenic, sci-fi obsessed, delusional fan boy of life.I use to want to be an FBI agent but hate the government. The best word to descibe myself is: !@#$%^&* ()_+=. I like bacon cheeseburgers and veggie fries. I have an award winning personality. I use sitcom writers to write my everyday dialogue.I was a movie star for 6.8 seconds. I talk like I'm in the Buffyverse. I can use my telepathic powers to toast bread. I believe aliens abduct me every Tuesday. My mind is filled with leftoverthoughts which can be found here: http://www.leftoverthoughts.com. My sentences tend to end abruptly like thi----.
