subway, subway, subway.....series!

off to the Mets/Yanks game at the Stadium. I've got my Agbayani jersey, my souvenir hat from Cap Day at Shea. Let's rock!

Poor Mark Corey. He got busted for puffing the magic dragon.
Now Tony Tarasco is gonna have to find new customers. "hey, rey? you want a little ganja action?"

YANKEES SUCK! LET'S GO METS!

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rain rain go away its to damn hot to blog away

i love horror movies. i saw jason x in the theatre. thats how extreme i am. and now comes halloween resurrection.

holy crap michael myers is alive??? i smell fake michael like Fthe13th Part 5. maybe its good? hahahaha. yeah right.
busta rhymes?? tyra banks? and a bunch of white kids?

summer movies i might see (in no particular order)

Men in Black 2: need my sci fi summer blockbuster fix. wait that was suppose to be Ep.2. dammit! why did that have to be stinky?

Hypercube: Cube 2: i loved Cube. this will be awesome. i will rent this immediately. ahh yes straight to video sci fi. can it get any sadder?

Eight Legged Freaks: oh shit. Emmerich and Devlin baby. from the people who gave you ID4. i despise david arquette but at least kari wuhrer is employed. i mean she was seriously on her way (and pretty much in) to the Skinemax, straight to video erotic films path. i'm pretty sure once your resume includes "gratuitous nudity" your Hollywood career is pretty much shot. Only a few people have survived going to Skinemax land. Alyssa Milano comes to mind. this movie also has Scarlett Johansson and Doug E. Doug. It's Doug E. Doug!!!!

Austin Powers: Goldmember: Yeah baby!

Signs: M. Night Shyamalan is at it again.UFO's, crop circles, kids whispering, Mel Gibson overacting. US military. you gotta love it.

more flicks i deem worthy later.

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who is the mole?

i gotta admit, i'm addicted to the mole. i really think i could be a good mole. the smart alecky, quiet yet boisterous asian kid. who would suspect me? i can lie my ass off like nobody's business. but i digress.i know i can keep a secret. maybe i wouldn't be a good mole. i might do something dumb and very obvious. who knows?
my guess is its Al. I've stuck with him since Day 1.


hmm a picture is worth a 1000 words







nuff said.


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its to hot to blog

summer movies. oh i love em and hate em at the same time. will i see MIB2? oh you betcha! halloween resurrection? yeserree bob.
so here are a couple of links to get your daily fix of movie rumors.

dark horizons

coming attractions (movie and tv news)

aint it cool news

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sweating to the oldies

damn its hot. very hot. i'm sweating like i'm workin on the railroad. yikes.this is not good hot. this is sticky hot. cold shower won't do you any good hot. ick. but i digress.

i'm going to see mets vs yanks at yankee stadium on friday. i'm not sure if i should gear up in my Agbayani jersey. Will a couple of fat ass Yankees fans crucify a short Asian kid wearing Mets paraphanelia? I hope not. I'll kung fu chooey if they do.

Finally i gotta admit i love online role playing games. shit, i could play booty call all day at the romp but i need some new challenges. so after surfing randomly and googling any thought that popped into my head, i farked on over to a link that mega kicked ass. FHM listred the top 100 online games. Kick ass! Check it out here.

This led me eventually to these complex negotiator games . You must check it out. I successfully negotiated though the vagobond, barfly, suspicious cop and angry neighbors. But damn I can't return that damn toaster!!! if you beat it let me know.

I am an Asteroid. I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind. What Video Game Character Are You?

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spielberg, postal incompetence and the E channel

i figured i'd see minority report. here is my mind thinking in seeing this blockbuster hollywood sheeeet.

1.) It's based on a Philip K. Dick short story. It must be a great story.

2.) I hate Spielberg, yet where can I get my ILM fix? How ironic.

3.) Tom Cruise is yucky. But I don't hate the bastard as I hate say Nicholas Cage.

Well, I have to admit its pretty damn good. It has a 94% fresh rating on rotten tomatoes. Spielberg reintroducs his A.I. elements yet again. You know product placement billboards, futuristic cars, waaay advanced internet access. The story is pretty interesting. Just like AI, the movie could have stopped on a scene that would have made the perfect ending but instead it goes on, and gives us a twist and turn. Not bad but I thought unneccessary.

ILM's special affects are awesome.Flawless. The movie is very funny using the people of the future to showcase the precogs (you'll find out who they are). There are a jillion illogical questions but as you have to do with summer movies, you'll have to switch off your brain for 2 hours. It's filled with parodoxes and unanswered questions. If everything Spielberg put in Minority Report can happen in 2054, he must be a genuine pre-cog. Good stuff. Check it out.

Oh I also wanted to point out a weird social behavior I noticed while viewing the movie. A father took his young teenage (Gen Y) boys to see Minority Report. The 2 boys seemed like 14-15 years old. As this was a PG-13 affair, I'm guessing the father figured his boys could handle the sexual innuendo and simulated violence. But of course dumb stuff has to happen to me. The boy sitting right in front of me was one weird kid. He was like a little boy afraid of horror movies or a giant roller coaster. He kept turning his head from the violence and murder scenes in the movie. If it seemed like there would be blood on screen, he would do an about face in his seat and would stare right into my face. Now how can I watch a movie like this? Was this kid a pansy? Probably so. It was unreal. Why would he see a movie he knew would contain scenes of murder and violence? Stupid kid. Retarded kid. Now whenever anybody asks me if I saw Minority Report, all I'll see his that nerdy kid with glasses and buck teeth grabbing his dad's arm like a a total wimp. He must get beaten up in school....Like everyday....By girls. If only he saw one of the films on my list.

Postal Workers from HELL

I'm going to see the Red Sox take on the D'Rays next month. I ordered my tix off E-bay. The dude sent em to me. Here is where the nightmare begins. The United States Post Office is filled with a bunch of idiots. I mean they couldn't find my letter. I'd call one post office and they'd tell me it was in another. Then that post office would tell me it was at the post office I originally called. And they were all RUDE! I can see why they have homicadal tendencies. We are all dumb customers at one point but they are as incompetent as a 7-11 employee. After 50 calls and 6 separate visits to 2 different post offices I finally got my tix. It's amazing the USPS can function on people who have half a brain. Un-freakin-believable.

Mets won 5-4 today. Why couldn't they do that yesterday when I went?

And finally Wild on E. They had a Philippines edition where one of the co-hosts hung out with Filipina models and actresses and showed off the Pacific islands. She tried balut and went on a jungle safari. Oh man this was funny on the unintentional comedy scale. The thing is when a Filipino sees something about the Philippines or something Filipino related on TV, we automatically give our complete and undivided attention. Will we be portrayed in a good light? Will they say something interesting? What will the white people think of our country? How can we NOT embarass ourselves?

Don't worry. They'll replay it again. Thats all for now.

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the blog hibernation is over! i'm back

let me start off with a wrap of the last blog entry dated 5/19. Spiderman was a very bubble gum, eye candy, FX laden summer flick. Are you like me and get freaked when you see a grown up Kirsten Dunst? I mean she was lke 10 when she made Interview with the Vampire? And now she's all grown up, wet ( i mean in that scene in the movie you pervert!) and super duper spider sense is tingling HOT! It's sorta like watching Eliza Dusku in True Lies. She played Ah-nuld's daughter, a grungy Nirvana-ish rebellious 14 yr old teenager and then she got super Buffiliciously HOT as well. Weird. Stuff is just weird.

Anyway back on to the freshly squeezed blog for your reading pleasure.

I've just got a digital camera that kicks major ass. The Canon Powershot A40 rocks. I'll be posting random pics of stuff I find interesting. Trust me. You won't be disappointed.

Self interest leftover thought. go get some freakin horror movies you sicko!
now back to our regularly scheduled program.

Pick of the Week

I've just discovered Teen NBC for PUNK ROCK kids!
on the now defunct DEN.com was a Internet show called Fear of a Punk Planet (reference to a Vandals song for you non punkers).

It starred Jennifer Kwan (she was in TNBC's California Dreams) [not like i watched this show] and Joe Escalante of the Vandals. The funny part of the show was how 4 of the main stars all repesented the fuckin United Nation genres of punk rock. Jennie was the pop punk girl (MXPX, Blink 182,etc.) you had the hardcore kid (Sick of it All, etc.) the skater kid (NOFX, Pennywise [kid was infatuated with Pennywise]) and the crusty girl (Hatebreed, Clash, y'know real punk rock). Funny stuff. Real surreal. The first couple of episodes have them trying to save their club (The Baby Seal?!) from the local authorities. The best parts come from the real show that becomes the "show" they are putting on in the tv show. Got that? So you see real live footage of NOFX, The Ataris, Bouncing Souls, etc. Good stuff. Real hidden gem. Not a lot of punk rock tv shows out there.

Netflix's gonna screw me again rant of the week

Well if i lose one more DVD on netflix i'm out. i mean they are gonna boot me out of the club. i've lost ( and i mean seriously lost) shit on netflix. i have insane postal workers in my neighborhood. more on that tomorrow.

But here are a couple of flicks i've recently watched courtesy of netflix that i found were worth my time.

1.) Habit
Great vampire (or is she?) flick. Local NYC director Larry Fessenden is pretty creepy in this. Very spooky.

2.) Perdita Durango
Rosie Perez stars as the title character in a different take on the David Lynch's Wild at Heart story. Awesome flick. Perez is really good in this. Javier Bardem plays her crazy Mexican sidekick. James Gandolfini plays a cop chasin em from Mexico to Las Vegas. Director Alex De La Iglesia does a super duper job. Also check out Day of the Beast by him as well.

That's all for now. This will be updated everyday even though I may have nothing to report.

A couple of things to add. I just came back from a Mets loss to the freakin Royals, 5-1. How pathetic. More on that tomorrow. Plus I just saw Wild on E : Philippines Edition. I've got some beef about this.

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