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Thursday, July 04, 2002

america the liar



as americans we celebrate the 4th of July, american independence. we celebrate freedom, democracy and justice for all. we are a damn cool country.

or are we....

wait!! we are not this cool. let's see our awesome accomplishments.

the War on Terror

you get married. we BOMB you

Sorry Canada!

do our troops have good eyesight?

and many more!

Historical American military endeavors for peace

we like blowing shit up

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Sunday, June 30, 2002

mets vs yanks at the stadium: the recap

i won't go into specifics but here is the game in a nutshell.
d'amico vs mussina....oh oh...low class yanks fan take some cheap shots at my benny jersey. i yell out yankees suck and give em the finger. oh the game just started.yanks score first. arghh. stupid cedeno. cedeno HR!!! yankee onslaught. mo vaugn HR! timo HR! jorge posada spanks us with 2 HR's. fights are breaking out everywhere. red security personel are everywhere. beer police are questioning me if i have beer (we are sitting in the alcohol free section for some unknown reason)
im getting harassed by more yankee fans. i start questioning people's manhood. they question piazza's.mets blow another game. komiyama is in. they just threw in the towel.
game ends.

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