more movie quotes and sports entertainment that sounds good on paper but looks even more funkier in a commerical

what the hell is slamball? vince mcmahon must have something to do with this or TNN execs have been smoking an 8 ball. this i must watch. i have to admit. i watched the XFL's first game. it was a riot. tv bringss joy to us all.

and the real reason the internet exists...

Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay:What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?!
Holden: It's a place used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography together.

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"Death to the demoness Allegra Geller!!!"

Allegra Geller: So how does it feel?
Ted Pikul: What?
Allegra Geller: Your real life. The one you came back for.
Ted Pikul: It feels completely unreal.
Allegra Geller: You're stuck now, aren't ya? You want to go back to the Chinese restaurant because there's nothing happening here. We're safe. It's boring.
Ted Pikul: It's worse than that. I'm not sure... I'm not sure here, where we are, is real at all. This feels like a game to me. And you, you're beginning to feel a bit like a game character.

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