I'm a paranoid,schizophrenic, sci-fi obsessed, delusional
fan boy of life.I use to want to be an FBI agent but hate
the government. The best word to descibe myself is: !@#$%^&*
()_+=. I like bacon cheeseburgers and veggie fries. I have
an award winning personality. I use sitcom writers to write
my everyday dialogue.I was a movie star for 6.8 seconds. I
talk like I'm in the Buffyverse. I can use my telepathic
powers to toast bread. I believe aliens abduct me every
Tuesday. My mind is filled with leftoverthoughts which can
be found here: http://www.leftoverthoughts.com. My
sentences tend to end abruptly like thi----.
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