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Also, I know I haven't posted here in a while as I've been preoccupied with the jaded viewer.

But I figure this little site needs a redesign so as I figure out what I want to do head over to the jaded viewer for all your horror and cult movie needs.

My blah oops wooga sense of humor is still intact over there.

Yes, I Still Post Here.....

Wow. I gotta admit.


I'm horor-ed out. I've been spending most of my time blogging horror at the jaded viewer.


And so after reviewing zombie movies and digging up cult director news, I'm taking a break.


And so what did I watch?


Juno.

Ellen Page rocks.

Totally what I needed.

It may be hard to believe, but I don't spend every waking moment watching horror movies.
At one time, I actually had a Juno-ish taste and listened to punk rock bands and watched indie movies.


Hal Hartley being my most awesome hero director.

Trust, Amatuer and Henry Fool are my all time faves.

Good times.

So in this edition of leftover thoughts, I spill the leftover thoughts about me:

-I'm a little tired after doing nothing all day

-I'm moving up the corporate ladder and hate growing up (all I want to do is sit around with friends and make fun of Skinemax)

-I'm very excited about Grand Theft Auto IV (mostly because when I walked around Grand Central a few days ago, I wanted to go annihilate all the tourists virtually)

-I like eating breakfast in foriegn cities

-I look horrible in photos

-I am a big NY Mets fan

-My favorite current band is NOFX

-My favorite archive band is The Ramones

-The first song I ever played when I was a college radio DJ was "Spiderman" (cover) by The Ramones

-I've read almost all books and anthologies by Charles Bukowski

-I once drove down a one way street in Albany, NY

-I think I'm way to giving and I should be more of a caring asshole

- I love watching competitive eating


Yup. That's all your gonna get for now.

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On the Horizon of Randomness and thoughts that are leftover

In this edition we count how many times I can curse monsyllabically.

Shit. That's one.

Fuck. That's two.

Mother fucker. That's oh fuck.

LEFTOVER THOUGHTS (shameless plug edition)

jaded viewer is your best site to see the underground horror movies nobody else knows about

Hevad "Rain" Khan made it to the final table of the 2007 World Series of Poker Main Event. And just like Jaime Gold last year, both are SUNY Albany alumni. Is there some serious poker action in Dutch Quad?

You know, its actually hard to speak like you're in the buffyverse...i know this for a fact because I tend to skew my nouns into adjectives and verbs (and when you do this, you tend to create nound that shouldn't be verbilized (see?))

Wikipedia is filled with endless knowledge and a vast database of facts and information.

Thank you Wikipedia for having an article on "The Chroniton" and having a "Back to the Future" timeline

Your like the geeky Star Trek fan I always wanted.

You know when girls say "I love a guy who's funny and makes me laugh". They are all fuckin lying. Because for a fact, I know I'm hilarious.

How can they make a Terminator 4 without Arn-uhld?? Aren't all the Model 101's just a bunch of Arnolds??

So I decided I will pay the 10gs one day and play in the WSOP Main Event....like one day in the future

My car has now reached 76,000 miles on the odometer. As it approached 76k, I almost hit a bus load of kids on a yellow school bus (I think it was one of those special ed ones, lucky tards)

When I was in college, I worked for a "adult" video store and sorta had the "8mm" type job. On a weird night where business was slow, 2 hot looking lesbians started to flirt with me and started to make out gratuitously right in front of my eyes, their started taking off their tight knit shirts...

(or that could have been one of the many pornos I watched with my free rental for employee perk)

On a related story....

I worked during the heyday of the internet dot com boom and one of the jobs I had to do was input search keywords so [particular porn ads could be seen

Examples of keywords and phrases I put in:

mutherfucker
cockslammer
titsnass
porne
porn with animals
men who like animals
cocksmoker
lezbos and hot dykes
naked women on bikes

I'm about 98% almost done on cursing the Mets (fuck you, you piece of garbage Mets)....ok make that 99% done

You know that magazine you get on planes thats written specifically for the Airlines. I like defacing the world map and rewriting WWII history. I always imagine the look on the next passenger's face as he glances the arrows that have Germany invading Brazil.

Heroes is now the most irritating show I'm still watching

Here's a shot of a few more leftoverthoughts but numbered!

1.) One day I'm going to pretend I'm a vampire and go to sleep during the day and stay awake all night, i'll even pretend to imagine sunlight hurts me and i'm allergic to garlic and silver...and on that day, I will get hit by a speeding drunk driver who think's he's a vampire slayer

2.) Coinstar is now my new favorite hobby. Pour all your loose change into a machine and get cash! I made $75!

3.) Back in '99, my Sony 2 megapixel camera was the fuckin bomb

4.) My fridge currently consists of half a snapple, frozen veggie burgers (circa 2004) and my car keys

5.) Bollocks

6.) Lost doesn't start up until Feb and I'm ok with that

7.) Lucy Liu may be old but she's still smokin

8.) Here's the choices...you can either steal a base in a MLB game, block a shot in an NBA game, save a goal as a NHL hockey goalie or kick an extra point in an NFL game

(none of these glamourous in the sports world....which one would you choose?)
(use the comments box to answer)

9.) Superman totally outsmarted General Zod in Superman 2. Fuck you Superman

10.) I love girls with blue eyes

11.) When are we all getting our futuristic jet packs and moving sidewalks???
I want my futuristic future today!

12.) The world will end on December 21, 2012.

Fuckity fuck fucker. Well that wasn't monosyllabic.

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