Yes, I Still Post Here.....

Wow. I gotta admit.


I'm horor-ed out. I've been spending most of my time blogging horror at the jaded viewer.


And so after reviewing zombie movies and digging up cult director news, I'm taking a break.


And so what did I watch?


Juno.

Ellen Page rocks.

Totally what I needed.

It may be hard to believe, but I don't spend every waking moment watching horror movies.
At one time, I actually had a Juno-ish taste and listened to punk rock bands and watched indie movies.


Hal Hartley being my most awesome hero director.

Trust, Amatuer and Henry Fool are my all time faves.

Good times.

So in this edition of leftover thoughts, I spill the leftover thoughts about me:

-I'm a little tired after doing nothing all day

-I'm moving up the corporate ladder and hate growing up (all I want to do is sit around with friends and make fun of Skinemax)

-I'm very excited about Grand Theft Auto IV (mostly because when I walked around Grand Central a few days ago, I wanted to go annihilate all the tourists virtually)

-I like eating breakfast in foriegn cities

-I look horrible in photos

-I am a big NY Mets fan

-My favorite current band is NOFX

-My favorite archive band is The Ramones

-The first song I ever played when I was a college radio DJ was "Spiderman" (cover) by The Ramones

-I've read almost all books and anthologies by Charles Bukowski

-I once drove down a one way street in Albany, NY

-I think I'm way to giving and I should be more of a caring asshole

- I love watching competitive eating


Yup. That's all your gonna get for now.

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High Fructose Leftover Thoughts

A Craigslist like post of leftover thoughts

To: The girl and hispter looking dude in front of my apartment making out.

It's fuckin cold! Move your asses out of the way so I can watch Sportscenter

To: The hot girl who rides the train on my morning commute

You really know your damn hot don't ya?

To: The TV stand that I just assemble together

You thought I couldn't do it could ya? I put you together in just under 3 weeks. Take that motherfucker.

To: The New York Knicks

Fuck you.

To: American Apparel and Urban Outfitters

How can a godamn sock cost $12??? I mean seriously? I fuckin sweater made my a peasant in China for 2 cents an hour cost $94 freakin dollars???

And how can American Apparel charge $35 for a black hooded sweatshirt? Was this material discovered in a scientific laboratory?

To: My boss who gave me a gift I didn't see coming

Thanks dude.

To: The creator of torrents and P2P tech

I can now walk into Best Buy and look at all the DVDs and then decide to download all the one's I like

To: The guy who vomited on the subway steps

I hope you had a reversal of fortune on your bed and had to sleep in the fuckin tub

To: The Mitchell Report

For naming all the Yankees who've done steroids. Bless you.

and finally....

To: Tourists in NYC

OK, you really need to NOT fuckin stand in the middle of the sidewalk with your Lonely Planet map and your 2.5 kids.

Also, if you think you look clueless on the subway, you look fuckin clueless. It's really kinda easy. Letters and numbers and colors of the trains tell you where to go.

Metrocards are NOT high tech shit.

I will stare at your 1994 attire all I want as its freakin hilarious. Your Starter jacket and sneakers from 1985 are like looking at shit on Wikipedia.

The fuckin cult of you that are visiting from Kansas (us NYers don't usually see 30 blonde haired blue eyed beer bellied pack into one subway car). Please don't do roll call while your heading to Times Square. You're just looking to get robbed.

That's all for now.

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On the Horizon of Randomness and thoughts that are leftover

In this edition we count how many times I can curse monsyllabically.

Shit. That's one.

Fuck. That's two.

Mother fucker. That's oh fuck.

LEFTOVER THOUGHTS (shameless plug edition)

jaded viewer is your best site to see the underground horror movies nobody else knows about

Hevad "Rain" Khan made it to the final table of the 2007 World Series of Poker Main Event. And just like Jaime Gold last year, both are SUNY Albany alumni. Is there some serious poker action in Dutch Quad?

You know, its actually hard to speak like you're in the buffyverse...i know this for a fact because I tend to skew my nouns into adjectives and verbs (and when you do this, you tend to create nound that shouldn't be verbilized (see?))

Wikipedia is filled with endless knowledge and a vast database of facts and information.

Thank you Wikipedia for having an article on "The Chroniton" and having a "Back to the Future" timeline

Your like the geeky Star Trek fan I always wanted.

You know when girls say "I love a guy who's funny and makes me laugh". They are all fuckin lying. Because for a fact, I know I'm hilarious.

How can they make a Terminator 4 without Arn-uhld?? Aren't all the Model 101's just a bunch of Arnolds??

So I decided I will pay the 10gs one day and play in the WSOP Main Event....like one day in the future

My car has now reached 76,000 miles on the odometer. As it approached 76k, I almost hit a bus load of kids on a yellow school bus (I think it was one of those special ed ones, lucky tards)

When I was in college, I worked for a "adult" video store and sorta had the "8mm" type job. On a weird night where business was slow, 2 hot looking lesbians started to flirt with me and started to make out gratuitously right in front of my eyes, their started taking off their tight knit shirts...

(or that could have been one of the many pornos I watched with my free rental for employee perk)

On a related story....

I worked during the heyday of the internet dot com boom and one of the jobs I had to do was input search keywords so [particular porn ads could be seen

Examples of keywords and phrases I put in:

mutherfucker
cockslammer
titsnass
porne
porn with animals
men who like animals
cocksmoker
lezbos and hot dykes
naked women on bikes

I'm about 98% almost done on cursing the Mets (fuck you, you piece of garbage Mets)....ok make that 99% done

You know that magazine you get on planes thats written specifically for the Airlines. I like defacing the world map and rewriting WWII history. I always imagine the look on the next passenger's face as he glances the arrows that have Germany invading Brazil.

Heroes is now the most irritating show I'm still watching

Here's a shot of a few more leftoverthoughts but numbered!

1.) One day I'm going to pretend I'm a vampire and go to sleep during the day and stay awake all night, i'll even pretend to imagine sunlight hurts me and i'm allergic to garlic and silver...and on that day, I will get hit by a speeding drunk driver who think's he's a vampire slayer

2.) Coinstar is now my new favorite hobby. Pour all your loose change into a machine and get cash! I made $75!

3.) Back in '99, my Sony 2 megapixel camera was the fuckin bomb

4.) My fridge currently consists of half a snapple, frozen veggie burgers (circa 2004) and my car keys

5.) Bollocks

6.) Lost doesn't start up until Feb and I'm ok with that

7.) Lucy Liu may be old but she's still smokin

8.) Here's the choices...you can either steal a base in a MLB game, block a shot in an NBA game, save a goal as a NHL hockey goalie or kick an extra point in an NFL game

(none of these glamourous in the sports world....which one would you choose?)
(use the comments box to answer)

9.) Superman totally outsmarted General Zod in Superman 2. Fuck you Superman

10.) I love girls with blue eyes

11.) When are we all getting our futuristic jet packs and moving sidewalks???
I want my futuristic future today!

12.) The world will end on December 21, 2012.

Fuckity fuck fucker. Well that wasn't monosyllabic.

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Ugh plus infinity

So you know that feeling when you lose something important and you keep searching for what you lost and you can't find it. Well that happened to me today and I feel like shit.

On to other things that have bummed me out.

I had a chance to make it to the big leagues. I was on my way, one of only 2 other players they were considering to join the big club. And they picked the other guy. Fuck.

I'm still at the C level club and its all good at the team I'm on. No ill will towards my current team. But missing out on the big one hurts. And I'm gonna be bummed for a bit.

On to some good things.

Baseballpalooza 7 is a go! Destination: Cincinnati, Ohio.

You read right. The Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati.

Mets vs Reds for 2 games.

Going to pig out on some barbecue and some Cincinnati chili.

On to leftover thoughts.....leftoverthoughts....left over thoughts!!!

When I'm on the subway, I pretend that the car I'm in has the last remaining people on Earth. And most of the time, it's scary as shit. But there's always that one time, where at the end of the car is a hot girl and I say to myself "Yeah we can't keep the human race alive with her genes."

Iced coffee is awesome.

I was on my high school bowling team and was the Dude before the Dude.

Simpsons movie rocked.

Harry Potter dies in the Deathly Hallows. Hahahahaha. Yeah right.

On the same note, I'm gonna name my first kid Luna Lovegood. Actually it sounds more like a porn name more and more doesn't it?

My first website was: http://www.geocities.com/Collegepark/Campus/9272

(it no longer exists)

I once went out with a Goth Girl. It's weird to see goth people do regular things like drive their car and take out the garbage. I mean they're goth!!!

Has a Filipino ever went to Antartica? I'm gonna try to be the first.

finally....

its really too fuckin hot.

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Home of the Brave, the Stupid and the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion of the World

Let's recap the highlights and lowlights on this Independence Day.

HIGHLIGHT!!!

-Joey "Jaws" Chestnut beat Kobabyashi 66 HBDs (hot dogs and buns) to 63 to win the Nathan's hot dog eating contest bring the treasured mustard belt back to the good ole US of A

LOWLIGHT!!!

-Mets get destroyed 17-7 to the Rockies

HIGHLIGHT!!!

Transformers is the best movie of the summer so far. It totally kicked ass.

The plot is irrelevant. The kid who played Spike was ok. Megan Fox is hooooooooooot. John Turturro is funny as hell but Anthony Anderson was funnier.

Optimus looked badass. Megatron was downright frightening. The CGI was mega awesome. Just a good ole time at the theatre.

LOWLIGHT!!!

America is still in a war that has killed countless soldiers and countless innocent Iraqi civilians. George W Bush is an evil of evilisitic proportions.

And now to some leftover thoughts.....(random fucked up questions edition)

If a gun was pointed to your head and you had to choose between performing bestiality or necrophilia, which would you choose?

The jabroni factor during any summer blockbuster movie is off the charts. I was 11th on line and had to get to the theatre an hour and a half early....wtf???

What was the name of Mutt's dog on GI Joe?

Wasn't Grimlock suppose to be in Transformers???

If eating your own feces gave you eternal life, would you do it?

Would you either take 100 thousand dollars or a night of passion will scarlett johanson?

This question only applies if you can't do either.
Would you rather dunk a basketball on an NBA rim or hit a home run in a major league ballpark of our choosing?

It justs seems to me only white people get to time travel. Has a black dude or an asian dude ever time traveled in a movie?

Who would win in a bare knuckled fist fight, Snake Eyes or Jackie Chan?

If you could be told in advance by JJ Abrams and Damon Lindelof the entire conclusion and all the answers to Lost, would you hear it?

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This is all very complicated

So I'm writing this down as maybe in time it will help me make a decision on things to come. I've been wrestling with a complicated choice and I'm not sure what to do. I've walked around aimlessly thinking it over. And I'm still not sure what to do.

Let me explain.

Metaphor #1

I'm like Kobe right now. I like my team but I don't know where they're headed. I haven't demanded to be traded or anything like that but I could leave right now while my value is high.

Metaphor #2

Another metaphor is that I just built a house. All I need to do is maintain the upkeep of the house, keep it clean, repair shit thats broken and keep it in good order. It's a nice gig, no pressure just maintain the status quo. But it isn't a big house with cool shit. Just an ordinary house.

But somebody has asked me to build another house. And this house is awesome. It's gonna be a mansion and its gonna be big. And I get to tell the builders what I want in it and they'll probably build it. The drawback is that this house has to be built from the ground up. Foundation is gonna have to be built, walls put up, roof, etc.

Do I stay in my little house or go make the big one?

Fuck. It's a complicated decision.

So much to take into consideration. So much to think about. So I've been spacing out of late. And I can't even seem to be fun to hang out with.

Well enough of that.

So I went to Atlantic City last week and played some poker. The recap:

Event #1 ($2/$4 limit holden): Won $74
Event #2 ($2/$4 limit holden): Won $33
Event #3 (Texas Holdem Bonus Table Game): Lost $200
Event #4 ($400 Sit and Go at Harrahs): Paid $65 buy in, finished 4th
Event #5 (Texas Holdem Bonus Table Game): Lost $200
Event #6 ($2/$4 limit holden): Lost $13

So to recap, I didn't come out ahead. But I swear I could have won that Sit N Go.
Blinds were catching up to me and I was semi short staked. Went all in with a Q10, dude called me with a KQ. I hit the rail when nothing flopped, turned or rivered.

But I'll win that shit. I know I can.

Some weirdness moments from being in AC.

-Vietnam Vets are weird cats...
-Roulette winners are odd
-Weird family moment when my half filipino half white nephews clashed with half filipino half white kids from another family in the lobby
-I get pocket rockets and somebody went all in and I was more than happy to call during the sit n go

Let's move on.

I do take a look at my log searches and see a lot of "half white and half filipino" searches coming up. I think I blogged about my nephews on this.

So I'll ask? Are there alot of half white half filipinos out there?

This is not uncommon to me. My entire family has crossed this racial divide. The younger kids are oblivious to this mix (they're 16 or under). They're just kids. Race isn't an issue. I'm guessing the searches are coming from kids or adults who pretty much are curious about being half filipino.

I'm not mixed myself but I think you've got to take the Tiger Woods approach and embrace both sides. There are generations of kids that maybe be racially mixed and want to know what it means to be Filipino. And I couldn't tell you myself.

There are Filipino kids who embrace their culture and their are others who do not. It's kinda weird what we all take pride in. I enjoy Happy Slip is a cultural phenomenon. I like that Manny Pacquiao is pound for pound the best boxer right now. I like how the country has a woman as president.

But I'm ashamed of the poverty, corruption and obsessive materialism of the culture.

I like the bizzare foods.
I hate the heat.

I've done research on this myself.

Here's a list of famous Eurasians.

Something on Filipino Mesitzos.

List of famous Filipino Americans.

I hope that helps.

Now on to leftoverthoughts.......(Boba Fett edition)

The mall is now officially banned

I've watched Star Wars Episode III 187 times.

Avril Lavigne is kinda cute.

Europeans are cute too.

Why aren't they making Eurotrip 2?

Jose Reyes: Home to third in 8.72. Nuff said.

You know what I haven't eaten in a long time? Jello.

Did you know Google serves their employees gourmet fuckin food?
AND ITS FUCKIN FREE????????

Spiderman 3's ending was kinda lame

The upper west side is really fuckin obnoxious.

Things to try: Tasti D Lite and Four Brothers burgers

Is the war over yet?

I'd like to thank the Academy and the aliens in my brain.

Seriously, what the fuck happened in the season finale of Lost?

On the same note, did Prison Break really end with him being back in prison? FUCK!

David Blaine was cool. Criss Angel is now cooler.

It's fuckin hot outside.

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